i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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