I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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