I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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