just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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