talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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