It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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