Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Ladies don't puke and tell
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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