i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
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SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
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What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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