I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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