He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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