I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
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Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
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This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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