Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
