I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
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i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
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Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine