When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
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