Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
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He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
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Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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