It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
