i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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