ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Randomize
