i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
kristin has been a bad kristin
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
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Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
This baby is an asshole
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
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I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
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