The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Just pee around me
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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