Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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