i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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