i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
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gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
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Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
So here I am, sexting at work.
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