so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
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