This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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