Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
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Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
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I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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