Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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