How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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