I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
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I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
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I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
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