I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
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Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
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Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
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