You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
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Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
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How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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