how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I love you. Go after that dick
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize