and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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