Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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