Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Randomize
