Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
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this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
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the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
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