I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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