What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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