Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
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He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
You know, be my cock's hype man.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
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