So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Thank you for not boning my boss.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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