Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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