shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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