How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
