dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
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you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
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Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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