i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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