discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
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Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
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I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
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