Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
that is very illegal...i love you.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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