Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
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the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
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I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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