yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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