just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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