is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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