I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
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What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
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so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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