Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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