I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
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I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
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Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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