his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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